Two Pints with Will & Ralf

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For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”


A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea).


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Recent Episodes
  • Modern Medicine - A Swift Half S5 E12
    Apr 21, 2025 – 16:57
  • Men are Weird - What Will William Tell? S5 E12
    Apr 16, 2025 – 15:30
  • A Girls Night In - S5 E12
    Apr 14, 2025 – 51:26
  • Identity - Swift Half S5 E11
    Apr 11, 2025 – 15:47
  • Billy Bullsh*tter - What Will William Tell? S5 E11
    Apr 9, 2025 – 11:27
  • Two Blokes talking sh*t S5 E11
    Apr 7, 2025 – 38:12
  • A Little bit of Devilment - A Swift Half S5 E10
    Apr 4, 2025 – 17:08
  • Brain Preservation and Metal Dicks - What Will William Tell? S5 E10.
    Apr 2, 2025 – 15:47
  • Monologues, Gremlins and Salmon Sperm. S5 E10
    Mar 31, 2025 – 44:55
  • Fear of the Dark - A Swift Half
    Mar 28, 2025 – 10:23
  • Luck and The Land of Dreams - What Will William Tell?
    Mar 26, 2025 – 13:26
  • Lick or Sniff - S5 E9
    Mar 24, 2025 – 39:40
  • Crypto Chaos - A Swift Half
    Mar 21, 2025 – 14:18
  • Elephants in Coats - What Will William Tell?
    Mar 19, 2025 – 14:11
  • Ralf Reveals All - S5 E8
    Mar 17, 2025 – 35:00
  • Gaffer Taping my Balls - A Swift Half
    Mar 14, 2025 – 13:15
  • Smoke Up Your Arse - What Will William Tell
    Mar 12, 2025 – 12:16
  • The Method - S5 E7
    Mar 10, 2025 – 40:03
  • A night out in the actual pub! A Swift Half
    Mar 7, 2025 – 17:04
  • Too Much of a Good Thing - What Will William Tell
    Mar 5, 2025 – 13:47
  • A Night at the Theatre - S5 E6
    Mar 3, 2025 – 42:47
  • Animals - A Swift Half S5 E5
    Feb 28, 2025 – 13:44
  • Twins - What Will William Tell
    Feb 26, 2025 – 13:18
  • Planes, Trains and .........Pocket Gardens
    Feb 24, 2025 – 38:07
  • Brain Power - What Would William Tell... #2
    Feb 19, 2025 – 15:26
  • Relationship Advice.... S5 E4
    Feb 17, 2025 – 34:56
  • Findabble....A Swift Half - S5 E3
    Feb 14, 2025 – 9:04
  • Scammers - What Will William Tell? #1
    Feb 12, 2025 – 12:33
  • You Asked, we delivered.... S5E3
    Feb 10, 2025 – 41:00
  • Stupid Questions - A Swift Half (S5 E2)
    Feb 7, 2025 – 10:35
  • Bananagate - Two Pints Podcast S5E2
    Feb 3, 2025 – 51:58
  • Saving Will's disappearing bum - A Swift Half - (S5E1)
    Jan 31, 2025 – 6:45
  • Series 5 Episode 1
    Jan 27, 2025 – 42:53
  • Will vs Ralf Highlights part 2
    Jun 17, 2024 – 9:07
  • Will vs Ralf Highlights part 1
    Jun 11, 2024 – 8:39
  • Two Pints Podcast, 2024, best bits so far
    Jun 4, 2024 – 19:07
  • Will & Ralf return to Runcorn
    May 30, 2024 – 33:40
  • A Swift Half - A second Agony Auntie Ann from Sheffield
    May 26, 2024 – 2:43
  • A Swift Half - Agony Auntie Ann Story from Sheffield.
    May 22, 2024 – 3:01
  • An April Fool's Tour chat.
    May 4, 2024 – 38:34
  • A Swift Half on the road from the tour
    Apr 24, 2024 – 4:15
  • A Swift Half with Will and Ralf - "Sausage butty"
    Apr 18, 2024 – 3:33
  • "How much of our lives in our control?"
    Apr 12, 2024 – 28:34
  • "Two Cups of Tea with Will & Ralf"
    Apr 7, 2024 – 30:04
  • "Our producer fell asleep in this episode"
    Mar 30, 2024 – 26:33
  • "Ralf's been on holiday!" 🏝️
    Mar 28, 2024 – 26:27
  • "Will's Fun Facts - Tour Highlights" - A Swift Half with Will and Ralf
    Mar 6, 2024 – 6:12
  • "Who's the most famous person you've met?" A Swift Half with Will and Ralf
    Feb 28, 2024 – 5:12
  • "When Will met Robbie Williams" - Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 6
    Feb 21, 2024 – 1:02:46
  • "Its Good to Talk" Will and Ralf open up about therapy
    Feb 14, 2024 – 8:35
Recent Reviews
  • shilohrex75
    Two Pints of Cool
    Absolutely hilarious and honest pair I have ever heard from the cool guys!! Much love from the US of A 🍻 Update 12/03/2022: But, I am very concerned about Will and Ralf because Ralf went silent since late August and their friendship and the fate of the podcast. I hope all is well between them, because I am honestly worried sick about this. Because they got such wonderful chemistry together and I absolutely love The Two Pints Podcast and I wish they are still friends and I am looking forward for Series 4. 🙌 And yes, I copied and pasted this everywhere to Will & Ralf themselves as I can so as fans, we all deserve to know of what has happened. If there is drama involved behind closed doors (my gosh I hope not), well Will & Ralf, if you guys are reading this, please remember that your fans love you guys and the podcast so much and you guys are so loved that you guys made a lot of people go through the COVID pandemic and through other uncertain times with smiles on their faces and made them laugh till they cry. Even you guys made my mental health improve a lot this year because you guys care a lot about others who go through difficult times and you care a lot about your fans. Please consider that I am autistic and I have very bad anxiety and I do really consider the podcast a safe place for me to enjoy life and become much more lively, and I cannot imagine how my life would be without it. Please, please, please remember this message from now on if you guys are in situations like this again. Please remember that we all love you guys, and nothing bad happen to you both. Ralf, I am looking forward for Series 12 of Death in Paradise next year and Will, you and Nancy have got to win Strictly Come Dancing. And for you both and the podcast, I am definitely looking forward for series 4, you cool guys. 🥹🥲
  • sam_askins
    Stop thinking, start downloading!!!
    Hearing these 2 chatting away, brings back so many memories of my younger years. Thank you so much Ralph and Will for putting smiles back on our faces, especially right now through Covid-era. 💙FANTASTIC PODCAST💙
  • deadthing1
    A Bad Review for a Great Show
    Don’t get it twisted, this review isn’t a scathing take on a problems with a bad show, but rather, a poorly written good review of a show I enjoy. I think you’ll enjoy it, too. I was only a casual fan of the TV show when I found it in the mid-2000s, being an American and only having access to it via dubious download. Since then, I’ve purchased a region free DVD player that’s only purpose has been rewatch a series that I love. This podcast is great for two reasons. The hosts have a friendly relationship and hearing them banter back and forth feels incredibly genuine. There is also a depth and range of emotion that is refreshing. You’ll piss yourself laughing when Ralf is incredulous about Will’s take on aliens, and have a nice little cry when Will talks about his dad. Of all the things going on in the world today, this podcast is very much worth your time. So stop reading this and click “play”, ya knob.
  • patriciabod
    Crying because I’m laughing so hard!
    I just found this podcast by accident & I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.. I use to be in the military & when I was overseas I got into British comedy.. & you guys had me in stitches..... Please do more episodes... I’m gonna have to find the tv show & binge... 10 stars!!!!!!
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